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(I know Oregon started this mess of having 20 different uniforms. I also know Maryland took it to another level yesterday. Here are 10 excuses the uniform designers have been leaking out to the critics.)

[/I][/B]10. If the quarterback started dressing like a chess piece, he may incorporate another move besides the two step drop in his repertoire.

9. Under Armor offered us better looking hookers and drugs for the uniform switch.

8. If the uniforms disgust you, that may deflect the attention on how much their play will.

7. The RB had a pair of white,red,black,yellow sneakers in his closet for years and...

I have never dealt with this site before. They had a Twitter contest in which you had to guess the score of the Butler/VCU game. I guessed it EXACTLY. They are now saying they will not fund my account with my winnings. Here is the chat.
[COLOR=#000000]Hello, my name is Mike Adams. I'll be assisting you today.[/COLOR] Christopher: Hi Mike
Mike Adams: Hi Christopher, how is your day going?
Christopher: I won a contest on Twitter yesterday and the women I chatted witrh yesterdat said it would be 24 hours before I received my winnings
Christopher: I was wondering...

I have noticed that an influx of young people have been posting on here recently. Now I am nobodys father, but I just wanted to give some advice form an older person's perspective.

Take your $$ and save it!! You have all the time in the world to gamble for a living. I know gambling for a living is a sexy thought, but their is a lot more involved in the lifestyle than just $$. Trust me, get married and settle down. If gambling is still something you want to do, it will be there.

Ignore people that want to rain on...

As great as the Jets played against the Patriots, I don't see them (and I sure as hell am not rooting for them) to beat the Steelers. here are 10 reasons why all you Jet backers are better off saving your $$ next weekend.

10. Bart Scott is one interview away from having a coronary. The guy yells, screams, and puffs his way through every interview. Dude needs to drink decaf and maybe count to 10.

9. Antonio Cromartie has trouble covering anything...including his penis. Only way he doesn't get burned is if Hines Ward dresses...

I can't think of the last time a trash talking team with a history [url="http://www.sbrforum.com/nba-basketball/news/half-time-betting-your-best-odds-a-17649/"][/url] of losing to their opponent ever won the big game. That being said, the Jets and Ravens seem to enjoy putting their foot in their mouth (especially Rex) on a constant basis. It isn't coincidence that the Steelers and Patriots keep their mouths shut AND win the big game. The Steelers are not only a better team than the Ravens, they are a hell of a lot smarter. Last game you have a Ravens cornerback making an interception on a deep pass on 4th and...

This month I have been sleeping on average 2 1/2 hours a day. I don't know if that's technically insomnia, but I know it can't be healthy. The upside to lack of sleep is my mind comes up with even more warped things than usual. Here are just a few thoughts I have had the last 30 days.

Why can't they put a "sarcastic" button on all cell phones? My texts to people constantly are taken seriously. I think I may never text again.

Why is it when you google the word "wife" nothing...

As many of you know I am (SPOILER ALERT) single. I have decided to meet girls not in bars or at strip clubs, but at a more "refined" places. Unfortunatley, I have been to 5 places, and they were all a MAJOR bust. Here are 5 places to avoid at ALL costs if you want to meet a woman.

1. THE LIBRARY: I saw this cute librarian and was going to ask her out, when I remembered the whispering policy. As I sauntered up to the checkout counter with my copy of...

I must qualify this by saying I am a Patriots fan. That being said, I am still vascillating on how good/bad the Jets are. Here are a couple of points I have been ruminating on.

They have beaten a winless team (Bills), a turnover riddled .500 team (Miami), and an "elite" team that is overrated themselves (Patriots).

They do not have a genuine leader in that locker room. Before anybody says Sanchez is their leader, they guy has been their for a year and a quarter.The jury is out on him still.

Any minute, half the roster could end up in jail

Yes, Holmes coming back is a nice addition, but aren't we hyping that guy a little to much? He isn't as good as what the sports writers and radio hacks make him out to be.

I seem to remember that they were pretty awful last year late in the season against the Falcons. At that time, Jets fans were calling for Sanchez to be benched. This team is only slightly different than that one.

They are the JETS afterall..lol.:yes:

Howdy boys and girls. I am 6 deep into my lunch drink and I had a couple of things I wanted to get off my chest. If my spelling or diction is messy, I apologize ahead of time.

At what point does an unreturned text become a blow off? I am going with 12 hours.

Is it me, or have libraries gotten louder in the last 25 years? When i was a kid, if you breathed heavy, they would throw you out. Today, you can yell, scream, even speak in tongues. Hell, tomorrow I...

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